Saturday's postings will focus on Phillip's Phunnies - an opportunity to look at the lighter side of life and hopefully laugh a lot (and maybe utter a few groans and roll a few eyes).
Q. What kinds of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
A. Honda - the disciples were all in one Accord; Toyota - John the Baptist was Jesus' Forerunner; Motorcycles - as David's Triumph was heard through all the land.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson; he brought the house down.
Q: Who was the best known Mathematician in the Bible?
A: Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12, 14, 16 says, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q. What will pastorway's Dalmatians look like in heaven?
A. Pure White, because 2 Peter 3:14 says we will be found without spot.
Q. So what do my Dalmatians have to do with my new blog other than providing the punch line for a joke?
A. Dalmatians give me a tie in to all things related to firemen, firehouses, fire hydrants, and of course firetrucks - all for the perfect opportunity to shamelessly promote the #1 blog in my list of recommended internet destinations, the home of the PyroManiac!