Phillip's Phunnies
A merry heart does good, like medicine...Proverbs 17:22
Saturday's postings will focus on Phillip's Phunnies - an opportunity to look at the lighter side of life and hopefully laugh a lot (and maybe utter a few groans and roll a few eyes).
Consider:
Q. What kinds of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
A. Honda - the disciples were all in one Accord; Toyota - John the Baptist was Jesus' Forerunner; Motorcycles - as David's Triumph was heard through all the land.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson; he brought the house down.
Q: Who was the best known Mathematician in the Bible?
A: Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12, 14, 16 says, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q. What will pastorway's Dalmatians look like in heaven?
A. Pure White, because 2 Peter 3:14 says we will be found without spot.
Q. So what do my Dalmatians have to do with my new blog other than providing the punch line for a joke?
A. Dalmatians give me a tie in to all things related to firemen, firehouses, fire hydrants, and of course firetrucks - all for the perfect opportunity to shamelessly promote the #1 blog in my list of recommended internet destinations, the home of the PyroManiac!
Saturday's postings will focus on Phillip's Phunnies - an opportunity to look at the lighter side of life and hopefully laugh a lot (and maybe utter a few groans and roll a few eyes).
Consider:
Q. What kinds of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
A. Honda - the disciples were all in one Accord; Toyota - John the Baptist was Jesus' Forerunner; Motorcycles - as David's Triumph was heard through all the land.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson; he brought the house down.
Q: Who was the best known Mathematician in the Bible?
A: Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12, 14, 16 says, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q. What will pastorway's Dalmatians look like in heaven?
A. Pure White, because 2 Peter 3:14 says we will be found without spot.
Q. So what do my Dalmatians have to do with my new blog other than providing the punch line for a joke?
A. Dalmatians give me a tie in to all things related to firemen, firehouses, fire hydrants, and of course firetrucks - all for the perfect opportunity to shamelessly promote the #1 blog in my list of recommended internet destinations, the home of the PyroManiac!
posted by Phillip M. Way | 12:23 AM
5 Comments:
Shameless. Trying to get blogspotted like that.
Anyway, I thought my blog was number one. Oh well, I guess one fatbaptist is much the same as another...
;-)
You are one to talk....having already been blogspotted and even had your picture show up on PyroManiac.....
and I have a feeling we ALL need to go on a diet!
~pastorway
I was blogspotted because I made a comment on his blog, not because of anything else...
Not that I didn't try to get blogspotted, but he never noticed...sniff...
fb
so that's the secret....
I think I'll just send him an email and say, "SPOT ME".
We'll see if it works!
:^)
YES! Blogspotted by the Great One less than a week into the blogosphere!
http://phillipjohnson.blogspot.com/
:)
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