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- Ephesians 4:11-12

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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Phillip's Phunnies - Technology & Texas

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

An archeological dig by Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years. After intensive study, the press reported:

Dig Uncovers Scottish Telephone Network from 1000 Years Ago

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientist focused on a dig that revealed finds that were announced in the press with a front page story stating:

English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots.

One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:

After digging in West Texas, Texas scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology.

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Anonymous Scott said...

Ah, the humor of Texas! That was great.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Lawrence Underwood said...

Yep, smoke signals are wireless. So are passenger pigeons!p

8:13 PM  
Anonymous yvonne said...

thats pretty funny pastorway!

11:43 AM  

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