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An archeological dig by Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years. After intensive study, the press reported:
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientist focused on a dig that revealed finds that were announced in the press with a front page story stating:
One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:
An archeological dig by Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years. After intensive study, the press reported:Dig Uncovers Scottish Telephone Network from 1000 Years Ago
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientist focused on a dig that revealed finds that were announced in the press with a front page story stating:
English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots.
One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:After digging in West Texas, Texas scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology.
posted by Phillip M. Way | 3:45 PM
3 Comments:
Ah, the humor of Texas! That was great.
Yep, smoke signals are wireless. So are passenger pigeons!p
thats pretty funny pastorway!
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