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And He Himself gave some to be....evangelists, and some pastors and teachers, for the equipping of the saints for the work of ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ...
- Ephesians 4:11-12

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Pastor - Providence Reformed Baptist Church
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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Phillip's Phunnies - Groaners

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

These "jokes" are just meant to make you groan - but you just might crack a smile.

Q. How are a Tornado and a Redneck Divorce similar?
A. Somebody's always gonna lose a Mobile Home.

Q. What's the difference between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A. A Bad Golfer goes Whack, Ooops! A Bad Skydiver goes Ooops! Whack.

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The location of the Dirt Bag.

Q. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A. Sanka.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the Ocean and Twitches?
A. A Nervous Wreck.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire Bat?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand?
A. Quattro Sinko.

Q. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A. A Stick.

Q. How do Crazy People get through the Forest?
A. They take the Psycho Path.

HaHa - I smiled......



Anonymous yvonne said...

those are pretty funny pastorway!! thats 2 more marks on my "phillips funny jokes" post-it.

11:59 AM  

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