Phillip's Phunnies - Groaners

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

These "jokes" are just meant to make you groan - but you just might crack a smile.

Q. How are a Tornado and a Redneck Divorce similar?
A. Somebody's always gonna lose a Mobile Home.

Q. What's the difference between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A. A Bad Golfer goes Whack, Ooops! A Bad Skydiver goes Ooops! Whack.

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The location of the Dirt Bag.

Q. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A. Sanka.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the Ocean and Twitches?
A. A Nervous Wreck.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire Bat?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you call Four Bullfighters in Quicksand?
A. Quattro Sinko.

Q. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A. A Stick.

Q. How do Crazy People get through the Forest?
A. They take the Psycho Path.


HaHa - I smiled......

~pastorway