Phillip's Phunnies - Bumper Snickers

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

Bumper Snickers:

I love animals, they taste great.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Ask me about my vow of silence.

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.



We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

"I souport publik edekasion"


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