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And He Himself gave some to be....evangelists, and some pastors and teachers, for the equipping of the saints for the work of ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ...
- Ephesians 4:11-12

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Phillip's Phunnies - Birthdays

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. PASTORWAY!!




As a tribute to my sweet wife on her birthday today, I am going to post birthday jokes for our edition of Phillip's Phunnies this week:


"When's your birthday?"
"April 22."
"What year?"
"Every year!"

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Q: What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A: Happy Birthday to Moo!

Q: What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A: Happy birthday to mew!

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!

Q: Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A: No, they both burn shorter!





Happy Birthday from
Your Sweet Babboo!

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